I capture/collect library1 verbal faux pas via photograph. Recently I put together a medley of the photographs and made observational comments about the content of the photographs and published the medely on my website and on Abbotsford Today. For example: I commented that when you put together ...

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN THE    Sudden advent of narration.  Listen for a menacing voiceover making cryptic, insinuating suggestions about you or your future.      Aggressive normalcy of environment. Look for signs that everything in your life, marriage, small Midwestern town, or home ...

Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better. Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion. Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket. Find a really tall building in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd. Get an extra ...