Yearly Archives: 2011
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Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists
1. How do the Elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs? 2. At what elevation does an Elk become a Moose? 3. Tourist: “How do you pronounce ‘Elk’?” Park Information Staff: ” ‘Elk’ “Tourist: “Oh”. ...
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