Chronicles of the Treewisemen I. Treewisemen were sitting in a Sauna: Gordy, Doug, Jacques. Suddenly there was this weird beeping noise. Gordy pressed his wrist and the beeping stopped. Gordy said: “That was my pager – I have a microchip in my wrist.” Suddenly they hear a ringing noise. ...

The other day at lunch we were having a conversation about the number of people who claim or believe they have been kidnapped and experimented on by aliens.  The difficulty here is that with the numbers involved, the aliens would be whizzing in and out of our solar system numerous times a day. ...