My brother John was never able to grasp that certain inalienable rights accrued to me as the eldest of the Breckenridge offspring. Over the weekend he ignored the fact that by right of birth my siblings, my younger siblings, were NOT PERMITTED to shuffle off their mortal coil before I, the ...

Ingredients: 1 medium sized elephant (African are best) 500 kilograms potatoes 200 kilograms carrots 100 kilograms tomatoes 200 kilograms onions 700 Tbs. salt 700 Tbs. pepper 48 cups flour 10 litres vinegar 20 litres chutney 6750 litres brown gravy 450 water 4 rabbits   Preparation: Remove ...